Monday, July 31, 2006
I am still alive
Also you think you have it bad?!?! Tennensse's tax rate is 9.5%!!! I nearly choked to death when I heard that!! A tax rate that is nearly 10%?!?! HOLY CRAP!!
Tuesday, July 18, 2006
I am tired. "Take an energy drink" someone says. Ok, lets see what we have in the snack fund... Vault. It says "drinks like a soda kicks like an energy drink" Ok sounds good. What does it have in it?
The ONLY energy component it has in it is caffine!! Well maybe it has a lot of caffine? The offical coke website says it has 47mg of caffine (mountain dew has 55mg) What a rip!!!
Also what ever happened to surge?!?! I loved that drink!
Monday, July 17, 2006
Things can be bad all by themselves!!
Why does do you have to compare something bad to the worst possible scenario in the world?!?!?
"Well you are quickly dying of cancer, Mr Johnson but at least it isn't an excruciating flesh eating bacteria that eats you from the inside out that you contracted from your wife got when she cheated on you with the entire local elderly checkers team last week."
"Wow thank you doc for putting it in perspective, I feel tons better about dying of cancer"
Thursday, July 13, 2006
Other than that life is stressful.
What is up with Israel bombing the crap out of Beirut airport? We are in World War III already, it is just a bunch of extremist groups acting on their own, all over the world! I am already missing the old wars in which there was an actual army and targets, not hit and run bombers that camouflage themselves as civilians.
Here is more on the moronic Steeler's quarterback who nearly died because he wasn't wearing a motorcycle helmet. Here is a nice quote "And unfortunately I happened to not have it on that day because I forgot it in the basement." Yeah, I just happened to forget my helmet for one day because it was packed in storage too... Dumbass. I don't want any stupid arguments like "what if his basement was a room?" He is the Pittsburgh Steelers quarterback!!! Does he not have enough room in his mansion that he needed to turn his dank basement into a room?!?!?
Tuesday, July 11, 2006
Take it back!!
Wednesday, July 05, 2006
The latest phone spam
"A" is the phone call that comes from your credit card companies wanting to know if you want insurance from theft, accident, dismemberment, spontaneous combustion, or getting beaten up by a large comical banana. Oh, did I mention it is free for the 1st month and I still don't want it!! Stop calling!!
"B" is if I want to refinance my house. Do some research!! I JUST BOUGHT IT!! I do not qualify for any such loan!! Stop going down a list of every house in america and asking them if they want a loan!!