Random musings of the "off" guy

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

My personal feelings today

Here is no random musing or interesting news report today but just me talking. I left the military and now I got a job... not the one I want but I got to do what I got to do to pay the bills.

Also the Nintendo Wii is coming out in less than a week. Here are my thoughts on that
"OhMyGodItIsGoingToBeSoGreat!IAmGoing ToPlayZeldaForeverWithThatAwesome ControllerAndPlayMetroidAndWiiSportsAndIAmGoing ToShowUp50HoursEarlyAndCaffineOverdose AndPlayFor7DaysStraightAnd..."

Drool bucket please
David 1:04 PM | 1 comments |

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Stupid is "in"

I am not talking about I'm blond, cute and stupid either. I am talking about I am a gangster so I have no clue how to talk or even spell correctly. After reading the "Hottie of the Day" at one of my favorite blogs, www.barbercollege.blogspot.com, Ebonics is stupifying this generation into wannabe rapper/gangster/ghetto idiots. Here is a nice sample.

"I gotz 2 shout out 2 all muh ppl reppin' dat 813 n 727 keep it crunk mufuckaZ! I am a producer/rapper, when eva i geta chance i'm makin new beatz n writin' wordz to dem. I have been producin' for a while now, i have recently started to record my muzik. I really gotta luv for producin'/writin' musik that I neva really knew I had. I will also be goin' to school for Buizne$$ Administration, I would eventually like to be a financial advisor,sale mortgages,and/or do real estate. So to sum it all up I got big planz for my future n dat iz makin' $$$ cuz round here itz all $trickly Buizne$$ cuuuuz."

I got to love the ONLY complete spelled correctly thought in the whole paragraph. This guy wants to actually be something!!

I can see it now "Yeah chek out dis here two bedzroomz, 1 bafroom hawt pad for aul dem partees doz kidz gunna trow hea. It gunna be crunk livin here an da $$$ is off da hook low. Youz wanna scrib on deez paprs and gets it?"

Check out this idiots picture and more on his site

David 10:52 AM | 3 comments |