Random musings of the "off" guy

Monday, November 26, 2007

Come eat us

I always thought that fried chicken place's mascots that were chickens was kind of weird.

"Come eat me and my friends, we taste oh so good"

I saw the most ridiculous one yet, though.
It was a Cajun type restaurant whose mascots were 2 humanoid frogs who were bound together by ropes, like a terrorist would do to his prisoner. On top of that they were smiling happily. Mascot-ism taken toooooo far.
David 5:06 PM | 0 comments |

Saturday, November 10, 2007

More found stuff!

Read on the back of a Oceanspray cranberry sauce can

Did you know Ocean Spray
Cranberry sauce...?

Per serving has the same cranberry
goodness as Ocean Spray
cranberry juice cocktail

Contains no transfats

Is naturally low sodium,
No cholesterol food

Lets start with #1. What the heck is cranberry goodness? Can I find it in the nutritional facts?

#2 & 3 It is made of fruit and water and sugar!! How stupid do you think we are!?!? Are the corporations just desperate to write anything on their products?

What amazed me is when I looked on the back of salsa. Everything in it is a vegetable so it is good for you right? I was ultra right!! A full pound of salsa has 130 calories in this decent sized jar (only 10 measly calories per serving)!! That is less calories than in 7 Tostitos chips!!


David 9:01 AM | 0 comments |

Friday, November 09, 2007

We are actually getting dumber

How desperate are people to get high? They have huffed glue to bug poison (a personal stupidity favorite) but this one takes the cake

http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2007/11/09/jenkem/index_np.html

I gotta love the title too

"Are kids across America really getting high on fermented feces?"

Yes, yes they are
David 6:52 PM | 0 comments |

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Have a toy that will kill you

China seriously is doing some stupid things. 1st of all almost every toy recently contains lead which is pretty dumb but not blog-worthy. But they topped themselves!!

http://www.mydesert.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071108/BUSINESS/71108003

There is a toy called aqua beads and if accidentally eaten their coating metabolize as the DATE RAPE drug and puts them into a coma!! How freaking retarded do you have to be to overlook this snafu?
David 8:29 AM | 0 comments |

Thursday, November 01, 2007

Day so bad

Oh god what a bad day I had. Anyone had a day so bad that they nearly got stuck under a bridge?



Anyone?!?



Geez whats up with you people?


On a more positive note (can't go anywhere but up anyways) I am getting my new decked out laptop!!! By far the best bang for my buck without paying outrageous desktop replacements.
The New Dell inspiron 1520 with almost every gaming thing you can put in it!!
The best part is this $1600 laptop cost me like $1200 cause of a promotion (and I know someone on the inside). Why the new laptop you ask? Cause of this!!!

http://www.rgtr.com/index.html

This new game called Tabula rasa is going to ROCK!! It is an online, lvl your character game like WoW but action oriented!! It is almost nothing like other mmorpgs and their typical magic and sword cookie cutter grind and do random missions design. Ooooh baby I can't wait till it comes out tomorrow, and get my laptop in, and I get a load home to go get it..... sigh


David 5:20 PM | 0 comments |